Whenever you're right, shut up | Next day he received a hundred letters |
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Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2 | " Rudy Giuliani "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking |
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing | " Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive |
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is, "What does a woman want? Because to hold a Diamond, you always need a Base of Gold! Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them |
Tommy Lee A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted" | |
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Alec Baldwin A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong |